I'm about to go and clean the church loo. I was wondering whether, should I get to Heaven, there'll be an angel at the door to say "G'd evening Ruth. How are you? Now before you go in, my house has many mansions and we wondered if you'd go on the cleaning rota, only you did such a good job with the church loo. In fact that's mostly why you've ended up here. Now, would Tuesday be ok?"
Tee hee - now where are me marrigolds (don't normally use the things but needs must where the devil drives ... and he certainly drives in the church loo)!
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PMSL
Oh you are good - you put me totally to shame. (Although tbh the cleaning rota appeals more than the flower rota...)
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